Truths About My Life

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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colleen-e:

I’m bored so hit me up!

Looking for someone to keep my mind off of stuff

colleen-e:

I’m bored so hit me up!

Looking for someone to keep my mind off of stuff

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I would always accidentally throw them across the room

definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

unacted:

reblog if ur dick is bigger than the eiffel tower 

oa-ar15:

high speed - bullet impact

Ask my ”top 5” of anything.

I want a tattoo, and I know what I want. I just need to grow up and get it done

Go ahead and judge but smoking cigars every once in a while is relaxing

Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.